Introducing Daniel Potter! /// 08:25
We have to remove all sexual content from the story as we needed the rating to be G,suitable for all and it is hard to sell a book if the market for the kids is gone
Here is a sneak peak at the upcoming series that will ensnare millions since Harry Potter has ended *Cue tears*
It was a tumultuous time indeed,dark wizards were rampaging throughout the world and all seem to be lost. The peace and tranquility that were preserved for so long seem to be crushed by the overwhelming strength of darkness.
At a little town called Nikey,the Dark Lord,Lord Seymour,is approaching the House of Potters and he is not there for sight-seeing. He is there to vanquish Daniel Potter but he failed cause if he succeeded,there would be no story and there would be a little boring.
It has been 9 years since the fateful day and today Daniel Potter is going to Foukwarts
(To be honest,I cannot type without swear words)
Daniel Potter is going to Platform 6.9 to catch his train to Foukwarts and he was very EXCITED,he never knew that he was a wizard,one who can cast spells and imagine all the thing he can do while invisible
(We omitted the shopping part since we deemed it too boring and I am too lazy to type it anyway)
On the platform,he was surprised by the stares and whispers he was receiving
People rushed over to greet him but once he open his mouth,they all ran away in terror due to his bad breath
Only one of the person stayed and that was because he cannot smell anything,his name is Don Measly and he is one dumba**
They proceeded to exchange greetings and they decided to be friends since they managed hit it off so well
"I love being **cked" shouted Don
"Me too" muttered Daniel
They boarded the train since it was going off soon and it would not be nice if they missed the train to Foukwarts
They went into a cabin and than a food cart came flying in,Daniel was very rich since he sold his butt to earn money and his bank was soon overfilled with gold
His butt overfi-----------(Shit,censored,if you know what I mean)
They bought exploding pasteries which would explode once you bite them,sweets that taste of sweat,you know what and you know that,chocolate dildos.....Daniel love those the most.
Time flies and they reached Foukwarts,Daniel alighted from the train and was stunned to see someone that looks almost like him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It turned out to be Lester,Daniel's twin brother! OMG,plot twist please!
Stay tunned for more!
